THE BOY WHO HAD NO BRAIN

There once lived a boy,
his name was mark twain.
He lived on small street,
and didn't have a brain.
He went to a wizard,
and asked him for no pain.
The wizard gave him this,
but still he had no brain.
He went to a witch,
and asked her for a cane.
The witch gave him this,
but still he had no brain.
He went to his father,
and asked him for a game.
His father gave him this,
but still he had no brain.
He went to his mother,
And asked her for a plane.
His mother gave him this,
but still he had no brain.
He then went to school,
And asked them for a brain.
The school gave him this,
and now he was not,
called but Mark Twain,
but the Wonderful!
Amazing! Mark brain!